May 2012
no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
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Watchsublimesublemon:
tardiswhooshing:
buttpilgrim:
doomprincess:
nuclearbummer:
this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
o m g
A+ actor
fuckin a
Is everybody okay with me just screaming disaPOINTED when I get really unhappy
yes good okay
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have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
We are staying with a buddhist priest family
The buddhist priest likes SNSD
This is the funniest thing ever
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
richwhitelesbian:
a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad
Watchblingostarr:
spiswatchingyou:
i-steal-your-pantsu:
videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
thaaat’s pretty cool
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Watchshavokgetshyphy:
lucifellianmanifesto:
sweet-bitsy:
gazmonster:
fuckyeahmaeshughes:
there are no words for the sound i just made
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SDGKJWEBGW EGUWT329OELKWTKANEFJWBWLIOTHWOINT33WLTW3TWLT3EWHOIGWE3
WHOOSH
WHOOSH
OH MY GOD I have not laughed this long in god knows how long
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man-bro-bukkake-theater:
ivanoooze:
coagulates:
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
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tltty:
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
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matturday:
the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
barackfuckingobama:
zeldea:
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
a guide to posting on tumblr
bipch:
what are you twelve? delete that shit and start over
oh im sorry i didn’t realize that this was 2007
DO IT AGAIN
you know what fuck it let’s just do spastic capitalization
yeah you’re totally ready now, champ
i need a drink
easybakeaigis:
Oh, you like Thor? You like Loki?
I make them my bitches.
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2boys1cup:
the only thing i can turn on is my computer
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first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
[[MORE]]mY BEST FRIEND ASKED ME TO PROM BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT I MEAN I ALREADY SAID I’M GOING WITH ANOTHER FRIEND HELP IDK WHAT TO DO
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[[MORE]]Damn I’m going to Japan tomorrow
I feel like I have been hit by a life brick ._.
Same brick hit me when I finished highschool yesterday
incognitovindicator:
back in 2nd grade we were doing a soccer drill where we had to dribble the ball around our partner and there was an odd number of kids in my class that day which meant that i didn’t have a partner
so my teacher partnered me up with a cone and i started dribbling around the cone but then he blew the whistle so we had to switch roles
and i just stood there with the ball next...
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